Friday, August 22, 2008

sick? how can she be sick?

Serpent is sick. I don't know with what, how she got sick, or how to cure her. she's been throwing up everything she eats and has a fever. she says she's really achy and has been laying on the couch since 2 am. I'm not letting Shayde become exposed to this virus, so Shayde's not aloud within a 2 meter radius of her. do any of you know what this is? if you've got any idea what this is and what i should do TELL ME!

~why is it that i can't be exposed to this, but you can?~

back at the school, they made sure i was immune to most diseases known to the human race.

~well, how do you know i wasn't?~

trust me! you would know if you were! have you ever been injected with a needle with a label that said 'BRAIN CANCER'?

~er.. no.~

exactly. i think i'll take a trip to the drugstore and see what they have.bye.

Nameless

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

COLD!

dude, i am freezing! i don't know where we are, somewhere really far south though! i am seeing penguins and polar bears and walruses and stuff! thats not something you see everyday! i can't believe we get internet here! well, Shayde hacked into the nearest network, but still. who has internet? the penguins?!?!? i think i need a nap. Everyone says hi. Friends hair is frozen to her head, so she's kind of cold. she'll never admit it though. next time She leaves me alone, i'm getting that nailpolish. i already have a plan. bye!

a very cold Serpent

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Friend is scaring me! all day she was dancing and jumping around the house while listening to the ipod! it scared me! she was humming while hooking up the TV and phone and oven and stuff! but the scariest part is now! she's cooking dinner and trying to use all the cooking appliances she bought! she's making a turkey, mashed potatoes, garlic bread, steamed vegetables and this fruity drink thing! i will be, good. i know that for sure, but i can't take it any longer! SHE IS SINGING WHILE MASHING THE POTATOES! i think i'm going to jump in the pond and wait with the fish. bye!

SERPENT

Monday, July 21, 2008

bedroom!

WE ARE OFFICALY AT HOME! yes! i painted my room today. well, Friend did, but whatever. its pink and it says "serpent" in really big fancy letters. i mean so big that it takes up 3 out of 4 walls! we got pink carpeting (i convince Friend to buy me some!) so it will be so awesome! I had a bath last night and it was really cool! because a bathtub it human sized, it was like a pool to me! it was all warm and huge and awesome! we also watched videos on youtube! i want to show you the best ones.


look at them! i love them! "put a banana in your ear! a banana in my ear?" "chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga SHOE SHOE!" "it's a liopleurodon, Charlie! a magical liopleurodon!" any way, yeah. i love my room. my houise. Shayde. the swings. al the fish in the pond. charlie the unicorn. pizza. music- OMG! PIZZA"S HERE! gotta get off the computer! BYE!

SERPENT

Friday, July 18, 2008

la ti da

i'm bored... la ti da...Friend has vowed not to post until we have the house. *sigh* shes writing a story. i think its her complete history. she said something about a story for echo... i don't know... Shayde's busy thinking of last names, (who wants one, anyway?) and Friend is eating... *sigh* bored...

Serpent

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

la ti da

hello! this is Serpent from the ipod! i saw the room that is going to be mine! I LOVE IT! i'm so going to paint it pink with a my name written in purple REALLY big! with sparkles! the yard is huge! i love it! Shayde and I have to stay hidden (not telling you where!) while Friend goes shopping. shes getting all the furniture now and hiding it until we can move in.. i don't know where she keeps getting the money! anyway, Shayde and I will just wait until Friend gets back.. we have cards though... and doughnuts.... BYE! Shayde wants the computer.

Serpent

Saturday, July 12, 2008

ICE CREAM!!!

ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM! HOW I LOVE YOU ICE CREAM! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE! MORE ICE CREAM PLEASE! MORE FOR ME! ALL FOR ME! ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ICE CREAM!

you like my song! hahahahahahahahaha! i like ice cream! how about you? every body likes ice cream! lalalalalalaalalalalalalala!MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE! MORE PLEASE!

~NO!~

NO NO NO AND NO NEVER!

oh, okey then. you sure?

~YES~

YES, SERPENT!

thats just too bad then. i want MORE! bye!

Serpent