a doughnut poem

round and yummy
in my tummy
sprinkles on top
too good to stop
crap! i dropped it
i hope someone got it
rolling across the floor
rolling out the door
no more doughnut
not anymore

don't ask.

poems

Friend said i should show you some of my poems. i guess i could. here are a few:

the fish

a flick of a tail
plentiful bubbles from me
my life as a fish

she is Nameless

she seems sad
alone
scared
brave

she wants out
love
a place
a name

she needs a hug
a smile
a home
a friend

she has strength
wings
fangs
brains

she knows whats right
how to protect
how to fight
how to live

she was rejected
unwanted
broken
accepting her fate

she is perfect

but it shows

i thought you were gone forever
but it shows that thoughts are wrong

i cried because i left you
but is shows there was no reason to cry

I called though you couldn't hear me
but it shows that you might have heard

i fought, but there was nothing to fight for
but it shows that there probably was

i dreamed of when i'de find you
but it shows that dreams do come true

I smiled because i could see you
but it shows that good things do last

i was happy because we were reunited
but it shows that life is good

but it shows that you love me
but it shows that i love you

whispers

alone, but it doesn't feel certain
whats that sound?
i think i hear whispers

in a quiet room, or not
whats that sound?
i know i hear whispers

by myself, not to be sure
whats that sound?
i do hear whispers

everyone left, or so i think
whats that sound?
i hear whispers!

am i going insane?
whats that sound?
do you hear the whispers?

is that what you thought?
is that the sound?
I thought they were whispers!


these are all poems that have to do with my life. the first one is about me reading the minds of the fish in the pond. The second one is about what i got from Friends brain when i analyzed it for the first time. the third is about when we rescued Shayde. and the fourth is about when i found that i could read minds.

thats about it. see you later!

Serpent

sick? how can she be sick?

Serpent is sick. I don't know with what, how she got sick, or how to cure her. she's been throwing up everything she eats and has a fever. she says she's really achy and has been laying on the couch since 2 am. I'm not letting Shayde become exposed to this virus, so Shayde's not aloud within a 2 meter radius of her. do any of you know what this is? if you've got any idea what this is and what i should do TELL ME!

~why is it that i can't be exposed to this, but you can?~

back at the school, they made sure i was immune to most diseases known to the human race.

~well, how do you know i wasn't?~

trust me! you would know if you were! have you ever been injected with a needle with a label that said 'BRAIN CANCER'?

~er.. no.~

exactly. i think i'll take a trip to the drugstore and see what they have.bye.

Nameless

COLD!

dude, i am freezing! i don't know where we are, somewhere really far south though! i am seeing penguins and polar bears and walruses and stuff! thats not something you see everyday! i can't believe we get internet here! well, Shayde hacked into the nearest network, but still. who has internet? the penguins?!?!? i think i need a nap. Everyone says hi. Friends hair is frozen to her head, so she's kind of cold. she'll never admit it though. next time She leaves me alone, i'm getting that nailpolish. i already have a plan. bye!

a very cold Serpent

Friend is scaring me! all day she was dancing and jumping around the house while listening to the ipod! it scared me! she was humming while hooking up the TV and phone and oven and stuff! but the scariest part is now! she's cooking dinner and trying to use all the cooking appliances she bought! she's making a turkey, mashed potatoes, garlic bread, steamed vegetables and this fruity drink thing! i will be, good. i know that for sure, but i can't take it any longer! SHE IS SINGING WHILE MASHING THE POTATOES! i think i'm going to jump in the pond and wait with the fish. bye!

SERPENT

bedroom!

WE ARE OFFICALY AT HOME! yes! i painted my room today. well, Friend did, but whatever. its pink and it says "serpent" in really big fancy letters. i mean so big that it takes up 3 out of 4 walls! we got pink carpeting (i convince Friend to buy me some!) so it will be so awesome! I had a bath last night and it was really cool! because a bathtub it human sized, it was like a pool to me! it was all warm and huge and awesome! we also watched videos on youtube! i want to show you the best ones.


look at them! i love them! "put a banana in your ear! a banana in my ear?" "chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga SHOE SHOE!" "it's a liopleurodon, Charlie! a magical liopleurodon!" any way, yeah. i love my room. my houise. Shayde. the swings. al the fish in the pond. charlie the unicorn. pizza. music- OMG! PIZZA"S HERE! gotta get off the computer! BYE!

SERPENT

la ti da

i'm bored... la ti da...Friend has vowed not to post until we have the house. *sigh* shes writing a story. i think its her complete history. she said something about a story for echo... i don't know... Shayde's busy thinking of last names, (who wants one, anyway?) and Friend is eating... *sigh* bored...

Serpent

la ti da

hello! this is Serpent from the ipod! i saw the room that is going to be mine! I LOVE IT! i'm so going to paint it pink with a my name written in purple REALLY big! with sparkles! the yard is huge! i love it! Shayde and I have to stay hidden (not telling you where!) while Friend goes shopping. shes getting all the furniture now and hiding it until we can move in.. i don't know where she keeps getting the money! anyway, Shayde and I will just wait until Friend gets back.. we have cards though... and doughnuts.... BYE! Shayde wants the computer.

Serpent

ICE CREAM!!!

ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM! HOW I LOVE YOU ICE CREAM! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE! MORE ICE CREAM PLEASE! MORE FOR ME! ALL FOR ME! ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ICE CREAM!

you like my song! hahahahahahahahaha! i like ice cream! how about you? every body likes ice cream! lalalalalalaalalalalalalala!MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE! MORE PLEASE!

~NO!~

NO NO NO AND NO NEVER!

oh, okey then. you sure?

~YES~

YES, SERPENT!

thats just too bad then. i want MORE! bye!

Serpent

yay Shayde!

We found Shayde! Shayde is my boyfriend that i lost touch with when i was supposed to be terminated. we left the original branch and went to another and he was sent back to the first one when he was 12. Now he's back and i LOVE him with all of my heart!

~love you too.Your blog sort of scares me though.~

Well, yeah! Guys aren't supposed to like pink and purple and rainbows ands nail polish and Fergie. You can make your blog however you like though!

~blog?~

yeah! this thing here that we're-

~I know what a blog is. I don't know if i want one though...~

oh.... You can have one if you want though!

~maybe tomorrow...~

OK! anyway, Shayde is my lover and i love him. makes enough sense...BYE!

Serpent and Shayde!

P.S. I LOVE SHAYDE!

wicked fight/sharpie in mouth

that fight was awesome! we were at Wendy's and i was eating chicken in the backpack. all of a sudden Friend gets up and speed-walks to the door. I smelled erasers so i tried to get out. Friend put me on the ground and i saw all of the erasers! I enlarged and got ready to strike. one of the Stinkers(i call them that because they stink to me!) says something in his phone and looks at us. He says, "you ready to go back to school, kids?" i hissed in disapproval and Friends snarls, "In your dreams, dog boy!". I smashed at them with my tail and bit them with my fangs. they all attacked and i got bigger. i was twice the size of one of them and they were getting scared. I could here Friend talking to them, a thing she always does. it distracts them and it worked for her, so i tried. i hissed loudly at them, but it didn't have the same effect.I had taken out half of them when Friend stopped playing with them and started going full force. then there was one. friend took him out as i stared at what was happening out side. the walls were glass and people were watching. they were taking pictures and talking and people were pointing at me. when Friend was done, I shrunk and Friend jumped on me. I shook and thrashed, but she held me down. i was my normal size, so i crawled up her arm. them friend noticed the people. she took off her sweatshirt and put her wings out. "brace yourself." she told me. i hid my face as she ran. we crashed through the glass. the police were talking and then they were shooting at us. Friend hid my face so i wouldn't get hit. We flew really high and then we stopped. i went in the bag and was playing with the ipod. then i asked how babies were made.Friend told me and i was really icky! i was saying eeeewwwww forever, then she said i could blog! thats all i could write about because it was just sooooo disgusting. Thats not how i was made, thank goodness! i was lucky and came out of an egg!

I'm in the back pack, so i'm typeing with a sharpie. It's the only sure-fire way to type while flying!i'm gonna go. I need to sleep. BYe!

Serpent

EEEEEWWWWWWW!!

I just found out how babies are made! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! eww to the power of EWWWWWWWWWW! thats just plain disgusting! oh my gosh! I never should have asked! EWWWWWWWWW!

your fault.

It's not my fault! I wasn't programed to know!

Your the one who asked....

Lets do something else so i can stop thinking abo0ut it!EWWWWW!

I'll show your the picture of human me. Yeah, thats it!




I like this picture! Friend helped me make it on photobucket! isn't it awesome?yes it is.

bye!

Serpent

under cover ipod

I feel like a spy! We can't use the laptop, because there's an itex branch close to us. they would recognize the signal. So I'm using the ipod! I think i saw a few erasers, so whenever someone looks at me, i go to the music player-screen! I am sooooooo smart!

no your not.

Yes i am! they wouldn't be able to see our blogs and trace the signal thingys.

yes, well.... most snakes do not even have an ipod!

oh.

yes, oh! put the ipod away now! blog later!

ummm..... i'm gonna go. Bye..

Serpent

P.S. i'm in big trouble! like, no doughnut kind of trouble!

YAY!

hooraw!I have a blog and it is awesome! i just got out of petsmart. it was SO cool! i got fed all kinds of stuff and i got polished and my mouth was cleaned and i smell nice and everything! Friend still won't let me use the nail polish on my tail! they put these things in my ears though that made me hear classical music. I didn't even know i had ears!i mean i did but i didn't know they were big enough to put anything in them!I need to put some of that Betoven stuff on my ipod! its really soothing! but i have a blog, so nananananana!

when i got back i was playing with photobucket and i made a picture of what i would want to look like if i were human! I can't get it right now, so i'll show you later! I have to go! see ya,

Serpent