wicked fight/sharpie in mouth

that fight was awesome! we were at Wendy's and i was eating chicken in the backpack. all of a sudden Friend gets up and speed-walks to the door. I smelled erasers so i tried to get out. Friend put me on the ground and i saw all of the erasers! I enlarged and got ready to strike. one of the Stinkers(i call them that because they stink to me!) says something in his phone and looks at us. He says, "you ready to go back to school, kids?" i hissed in disapproval and Friends snarls, "In your dreams, dog boy!". I smashed at them with my tail and bit them with my fangs. they all attacked and i got bigger. i was twice the size of one of them and they were getting scared. I could here Friend talking to them, a thing she always does. it distracts them and it worked for her, so i tried. i hissed loudly at them, but it didn't have the same effect.I had taken out half of them when Friend stopped playing with them and started going full force. then there was one. friend took him out as i stared at what was happening out side. the walls were glass and people were watching. they were taking pictures and talking and people were pointing at me. when Friend was done, I shrunk and Friend jumped on me. I shook and thrashed, but she held me down. i was my normal size, so i crawled up her arm. them friend noticed the people. she took off her sweatshirt and put her wings out. "brace yourself." she told me. i hid my face as she ran. we crashed through the glass. the police were talking and then they were shooting at us. Friend hid my face so i wouldn't get hit. We flew really high and then we stopped. i went in the bag and was playing with the ipod. then i asked how babies were made.Friend told me and i was really icky! i was saying eeeewwwww forever, then she said i could blog! thats all i could write about because it was just sooooo disgusting. Thats not how i was made, thank goodness! i was lucky and came out of an egg!

I'm in the back pack, so i'm typeing with a sharpie. It's the only sure-fire way to type while flying!i'm gonna go. I need to sleep. BYe!

Serpent