wicked fight/sharpie in mouth

that fight was awesome! we were at Wendy's and i was eating chicken in the backpack. all of a sudden Friend gets up and speed-walks to the door. I smelled erasers so i tried to get out. Friend put me on the ground and i saw all of the erasers! I enlarged and got ready to strike. one of the Stinkers(i call them that because they stink to me!) says something in his phone and looks at us. He says, "you ready to go back to school, kids?" i hissed in disapproval and Friends snarls, "In your dreams, dog boy!". I smashed at them with my tail and bit them with my fangs. they all attacked and i got bigger. i was twice the size of one of them and they were getting scared. I could here Friend talking to them, a thing she always does. it distracts them and it worked for her, so i tried. i hissed loudly at them, but it didn't have the same effect.I had taken out half of them when Friend stopped playing with them and started going full force. then there was one. friend took him out as i stared at what was happening out side. the walls were glass and people were watching. they were taking pictures and talking and people were pointing at me. when Friend was done, I shrunk and Friend jumped on me. I shook and thrashed, but she held me down. i was my normal size, so i crawled up her arm. them friend noticed the people. she took off her sweatshirt and put her wings out. "brace yourself." she told me. i hid my face as she ran. we crashed through the glass. the police were talking and then they were shooting at us. Friend hid my face so i wouldn't get hit. We flew really high and then we stopped. i went in the bag and was playing with the ipod. then i asked how babies were made.Friend told me and i was really icky! i was saying eeeewwwww forever, then she said i could blog! thats all i could write about because it was just sooooo disgusting. Thats not how i was made, thank goodness! i was lucky and came out of an egg!

I'm in the back pack, so i'm typeing with a sharpie. It's the only sure-fire way to type while flying!i'm gonna go. I need to sleep. BYe!

Serpent

EEEEEWWWWWWW!!

I just found out how babies are made! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! eww to the power of EWWWWWWWWWW! thats just plain disgusting! oh my gosh! I never should have asked! EWWWWWWWWW!

your fault.

It's not my fault! I wasn't programed to know!

Your the one who asked....

Lets do something else so i can stop thinking abo0ut it!EWWWWW!

I'll show your the picture of human me. Yeah, thats it!




I like this picture! Friend helped me make it on photobucket! isn't it awesome?yes it is.

bye!

Serpent

under cover ipod

I feel like a spy! We can't use the laptop, because there's an itex branch close to us. they would recognize the signal. So I'm using the ipod! I think i saw a few erasers, so whenever someone looks at me, i go to the music player-screen! I am sooooooo smart!

no your not.

Yes i am! they wouldn't be able to see our blogs and trace the signal thingys.

yes, well.... most snakes do not even have an ipod!

oh.

yes, oh! put the ipod away now! blog later!

ummm..... i'm gonna go. Bye..

Serpent

P.S. i'm in big trouble! like, no doughnut kind of trouble!

YAY!

hooraw!I have a blog and it is awesome! i just got out of petsmart. it was SO cool! i got fed all kinds of stuff and i got polished and my mouth was cleaned and i smell nice and everything! Friend still won't let me use the nail polish on my tail! they put these things in my ears though that made me hear classical music. I didn't even know i had ears!i mean i did but i didn't know they were big enough to put anything in them!I need to put some of that Betoven stuff on my ipod! its really soothing! but i have a blog, so nananananana!

when i got back i was playing with photobucket and i made a picture of what i would want to look like if i were human! I can't get it right now, so i'll show you later! I have to go! see ya,

Serpent